Capitalism vs Socialism
by Sam Barrow
Capitalism
You go to McDonalds. Your burger tastes like shit. You go across the street to Burger King and get another burger. Problem solved.
Socialism
You go to Government Burgers. Your burger tastes like shit. You wait 4 years to elect a new burger president. He promises you hope, change, and good burgers. Once you elect him, he doesn’t deliver. You organize a massive protest. Thousands are killed in burger riots in Washington DC. He is impeached for neglecting his duties and replaced by another bureaucrat (who has never made a burger in his life, by the way) . You finally get a halfway decent burger, but by this time your stomach has shriveled to the size of a peanut. You go home hungry.
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I would certainly suck if you live under a capitalism government and have just not enough money to buy a Burger King burger.
In a capitalist society, if you don’t have the money you have the option to work towards a Burger King burger. In a socialist society, you have to settle for Gov’t Burgers, period.
You guys are too stupid for your own good
How very insightful
Let me guess – you don’t have the extra 25 cents for Burger King?
Haha , agreed.
Very Nice Blog Sam .. !